There was a horrible automobile crash and the driver of the car lay on the side of the road dying. A passerby said to him kindly, “why don’t you say a prayer?”

“I don’t know any,” said the stricken man.

“Haven’t you had any contact with religion?”

“As a boy, we used to live next to a Catholic Church.”

“That’s it!” said the well-wisher. “Just repeat what you heard in the church!”

“Okay,” said the injured man. “Under the B-15! Under the I-22!”