Tag Archives: religion
JotD: Oy vey (PWH00008)
JotD: God’s Total Quality Management Questionnaire (PWH00006)
JotD: Traffic accident (PWH00009)
There was a horrible automobile crash and the driver of the car lay on the side of the road dying. A passerby said to him kindly, “why don’t you say a prayer?”
“I don’t know any,” said the stricken man.
“Haven’t you had any contact with religion?”
“As a boy, we used to live next to a Catholic Church.”
“That’s it!” said the well-wisher. “Just repeat what you heard in the church!”
“Okay,” said the injured man. “Under the B-15! Under the I-22!”
JotD: Oy vey (PWH00008)
Henry Cohen’s parents were not happy that he was not married by the age of 30 and they kept telling him so. He wanted to please his parents but couldn’t meet a nice girl. In desperation, he married a goyish prostitute.
His new wife’s friends worried because she had stopped showing up at her regular streetcorner, but one evening she appeared, in new clothing and fancy jewelry. Naturally, the friends were curious and she told them how she had married a nice Jewish boy.
“What about his parents?” they asked.
She answered, “They love me. After Henry told them about us, they had a party every evening for a week. They call it shiva.”