Dina: I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.

Derek: Is that so?

Dina: Not only is it terrible, but it’s also terrible.

If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?

Beauty, of course.

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.

Then it’s a soap opera.