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What would you put in a personal health dashboard / framework?

The PolyBlog
March 8 2026

I started this year with a few short plans to work on health factors in my life. Some of it was prescribed; I needed a physical exam for certain pension forms. Others were ones that I was trying to do some proactive work on, like my teeth and my feet. And still others were more responsive, like finding out my A1C numbers had jumped precipitously into the hard-core diabetic range.

But I have trouble visualizing all of it, and since I’m a planner by heart and often by profession, I like the idea of some sort of framework, perhaps with a bit of a dashboard, to monitor it more easily. I have MY list of things, but what else am I missing?

AI has entered the chat

In addition to my list, I thought, why not let AI do some secondary and tertiary research for me on the web? I went through multiple iterations, multiple questions, and here’s my curated list after it was done feeding me stuff. I liked the list of preventative health categories, but it is far too simple, with lots of stuff missing or not intuitive as a layperson to categorize.

  1. Cardiometabolic health (heart, circulation, diabetes)
  2. Cancer screening
  3. Organ systems
  4. Functional health (mobility, hearing, cognition)
  5. Lifestyle + behavioural health

A deeper dive allowed me to come up with 15 major domains:

DOMAININCLUSIONSMETRICSSTATUS
CARDIOVASCULARVitals
Blood chemistry
Structural/imaging
Circulation
– Blood pressure (longevity)
– Resting heart rate (longevity)
– Fitness heart rate (VO2 Max?) (longevity)
– Total cholesterol
– LDL (longevity), HDL, Triglycerides?
– hs-CRP (longevity)
– ECG
– Echocardiogram
– Stress test
– Coronary calcium score?
– Peripheral artery disease screening?
– Ankle-brachial index?
OPTIONAL:
– Saturation levels
– Heart rate variability
– ApoB
– Lipoprotein(a)?
– Need to do ongoing BP monitoring for a week, but have history of high controlled with meds, a bit higher recently (first number, not second)
– Lab work came back good on all the blood stuff
– Had ECG, echocardiogram and stress test within last five years, no issues for my heart
– Not sure what the last three are
METABOLIC / DIABETESGlucose
Kidney
Neuropathy
Feet
– Fasting glucose
– HbA1c (longevity)
– Insulin resistance markers
– Neuropathy
– Foot exams
– Weight / BMI
– Waist circumference (longevity)
OPTIONAL:
– Body fat %
– Fasting insulin
– HOMA-IR (insulin resistance)
– Waist to height ratio
– A1C was high at lab work (13!) so getting it down with higher Metformin doses and dietary shifts, working well
– Neuropathy fine
– Looking after feet with chiropodist
– Weight, BMI, waist later this year
GASTROINTESTINALUpper GI
Lower GI
– GERD severity
– Barrett’s esophagus risk?
– Endoscopy, if indicated?
– Colonoscopy
– Stool tests, including cancer screening
– IBS symptoms
– Had endoscopy and colonoscopy within 10y, all good
– Need stool sample test
– Would like to get off PPI eventually
– Not severe enough for IBS, but not great either
CANCER SCREENINGColon
Prostate
Skin
Lung
Testicular
– Colonoscopy, stool test
– PSA test, prostate exam
– Skin cancer check
– Low-dose CT, if indicated
– Self-exams
– Need to do a provincial stool test
– Would like to see a dermatologist for skin, if GP suggests
– Could do more on self-checks
KIDNEY AND URINARYDiabetes-related– Creatinine
– eGFR
– Urine microalbumin
– Urinary symptoms
– Kidney ultrasound, if needed
Recent lab work all good
LIVER & METABOLIC ORGANOrgans– AST
– ALT
– Fatty liver risk
– Alcohol intake
– Ultrasound, if abnormal
Not sure what most of those are, but have no alcohol and had ultrasound of all organs 2 years ago (back problems, looking for kidney stones or anything else causing referral, all normal)
ENDOCRINE / HORMONESHormones– Testerone
– Thyroid (TSH)
– Vitamin D
– Cortisol (if symptoms)
OPTIONAL:
– B12
All labs are normal
MUSCULOSKELETALStrength
Bone
Joint health
Mobility
– Grip strength (longevity)
– Leg strength (longevity)
– Bone density scan (DEXA)
– Arthritis
– Cartilage wear
– Gait speed (longevity)
– Balance
OPTIONAL:
– Squat capacity
– Need to build core and arm, leg strength
– Not sure how I would measure grip strength or gait speed
– Always worried about knees but haven’t bothered me as much lately
– Balance issues seems to be purely head (vertigo with certain meds)
PHYSICAL FITNESSAerobic
Strength
Flexibility
Recovery
– Cycling, walking, kayaking
– Heart-rate zones
– Lifting (longevity)
– Resistance (longevity)

– Stretching
– Yoga
– Resting HR (longevity)
– Sleep quality
– Main goal for April+
– Sleep has been all over the place the last few weeks, but seems to be settling back down
NEUROLOGICAL & COGNITIVECognitive
Neurological
Sleep
– Memory changes
– Executive function
– Tremor
– Neuropathy
– Coordination
– Sleep apnea
– Sleep duration (longevity)
OPTIONAL:
– Daytime fatigue
– Attention
– Executive mostly fine, but I would like a better set of tests tailored to me to test
– No neuro issues
– Memory isn’t quite as quick as it used to be
– Apnea under control, but want a new machine
– Duration bouncing around with new meds
MENTALMood
Treatment
Lifestyle
– Depression
– Anxiety
– Medication impacts
– Therapy
– Meditation
– Stress level
– Burnout
– SSRIs are working well, pluses and minuses
– Stress for retirement, mostly manageable
– Work up and down
SENSORYVision
Hearing
Dental
– Eye exam
– Glaucoma
– Cataracts
– Macular degeneration
– Audiogram
– Hearing changes
– Periodontal disease
– Cavities
– Bite alignment
– Eyes are managed
– Need hearing test and aids
– Need 2 crowns and deep cavity fixed
SKINDermatology– Mole changes
– Skin cancer screening
– Sun exposure
On my list for later this year
CIRCULATION & LYMPHATICCirculation
Lymphatic
– Edema severity
– Varicose veins
– Venous insufficiency
– Lymphatic swelling
– All good except for edema on shins (colour)
– Getting new compression socks and liners
IMMUNIZATION & INFECTIONVaccines– Shingles
– Influenza
– Tetanus
– Pneumococcal
– COVID
I don’t have tetanus or pneumoccal, but get flu & COVID and got my shingles
SOCIALSocial time
Community
Friendships
Loneliness
– Duration, frequency (longevity)
– Degree of closeness
– Episodes, feelings of isolation

For the ongoing monitoring, a bunch of the frameworks out there suggest four monitoring levels:

  • Lifestyle — Exercise, diet, alcohol, sleep, stress, meditation
  • Functional — Fitness, strength, mobility, balance, hearing, vision, cognition
  • Medical risk — BP, cholesterol, glucose, weight, kidney markers, liver markers
  • Disease surveillance — Colonsocopy, prostate screening, imaging, bone density, vaccines

It’s not bad, I might be able to merge that with something for PACE planning (primary, alternate, contingency, emergency). Although there is an element of time in there too — daily (exercise, sleep, BP), annual (labs, exam), decade (colonoscopy, bone density, imaging). Not sure I’m down for all those.

Anyone see anything missing before I build my dashboard?

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A huge update for health

The PolyBlog
February 11 2026

About a month ago, I posted my “H is for Health” post. I was not feeling particularly positive at the time about my overall health, but I would say I’m seeing some minor AND major improvements. Stay with me, it’s a slow climb to the end.

My lower back has generally been behaving itself. My upper back on the right shoulder is a little stiffer than I would like, and I find it hard to make it release on my own. But despite that, I feel like I’m moving better generally. I was out at the store on the weekend, just picking up some stuff, and it is the 2nd or 3rd time in the last two weeks where I just felt myself moving well without a sense of trudging. It’s not all about my back, but more so just my torso.

I’m down 20 pounds in the last six months, and while that might have been a bit worrisome on its own, there’s a reason for it — and no, not particularly tied to things I’m doing well. My body didn’t like the weight and my diabetes was adjusting my internal chemistry for liquids and weight to adjust. Which also jacked my A1C number. I haven’t tested it in a while, things didn’t align for certain lab work timings, so almost two years. My 6.5/6.6 to 7.1/7.2 range just jumped to 10.2. Yeah, that needs to be addressed immediately, so first stop is bumping up my Metformin to adjust (I was on a low dose of 250mg per day, will eventually get to 1000mg for now, and 2000 if need be). My stomach may not like the increased dose to start, but I’ll get there. I also have a new auto-monitor to check blood more regularly which I’ll start this weekend. I feel like there’s a plan, and I haven’t been feeling the effects too much lately, except for increased urination and thirst.

My blood pressure has crept up in recent months, but it is the first number more so than the lower number, so nobody is worried about it too much. Still within manageable levels and if we fix the A1C, some of the other stuff will adjust. All good for now.

I have new prescriptions for my compression socks and liners, and I went to see a foot doctor (I can’t tell if he’s a chiropodist or a podiatrist), and they trimmed my toenails into a good form, we’ll monitor, and I found out why I wasn’t making any headway earlier. I was using a basic cream for athlete’s foot, but that isn’t what the problem is; I don’t know what it is instead, just that the cream won’t solve it. Equally, I was putting moisture on my feet like I was told, and that was apparently only making it worse, not better. If I use a moisturizer, the fungus gets worse; if I use a fungicide, my feet will get dried out and crack more. These are minor inconveniences in the overall scheme of things, some people go for years never bothering with any treatment, but I want to clear it up, so I needed a compounding pharmacy to give me an expensive cream that a) has the fungicide, b) has a moisturizer, and c) has an activation ingredient that lets both work at the same time with the right dosages rather than diluting each other. It took the pharmacy and the doctor two weeks to figure it out and get the right ingredients, and it will take about 2 months to clear it up. In the meantime, the doctor will monitor my toes and let me know if I need to do anything (probably not).

My CPAP is working great, but my sleep is messed up temporarily by a new drug that I’m taking. More on that in a minute. I’m still waiting to be contacted so I can get a new machine, but no news yet.

My hearing is still pending assessment, too many other things going on in the last month.

I went to the dentist on the 23rd of January, ready to go for oral sedation plus an IV. Except the new nurse said the guidelines don’t allow those two together. So they argued for two hours and I went home unserved. Fun times. Went back last week, everything is clarified, back to the old nurse, and I had it done. I was NOT out as much as I would have liked, and the amnesic effect did not happen like the previous time, but I did sleep through most of it in the end. Some bumps, some bruises to the ego, but done. Or half-done. Double root canal, multiple cavities, mouth is WAY better than it was, but I still need some crowns done. I’m curious to see if I can do that without sedation. I know, that doesn’t sound consistent with what I said before about my complete terror in the dental chair.

How much am I still me if I’m a better version of myself?

Time to talk about the major change. The stuff above? Peanuts. Background noise. Fluff almost.

My mental health has changed dramatically in the last six weeks. I mentioned previously that I started an antidepressant in January, called Escitalopram Oxalate. I was optimistic it could take the edge off my stress, which it has, but it is more than that. Much more.

Stepping back for a second, I had wondered going in if I would notice a difference. And my sister-in-law suggested that perhaps I might not notice at first myself, but that I could perhaps ask Jacob and Andrea if they noticed a difference. Jacob hasn’t really, but Andrea has. But I did too.

The first time was a discussion at work. I have a coworker who has “tone” issues, easily recognized by me as I’ve had the same problem in my career at times. I’m “better” but far from perfect. They were semi-unintentionally telling me that I wasn’t doing my job right, that another manager wasn’t doing their job right, and we should do it the way they thought it should be done. Not intentionally malicious, by the way. Just really terrible tone, and a hop, skip and a jump past the line of appropriateness. Normally, that would annoy the f*** out of me, and I would probably react harshly. Not over the top, but clearly with an edge in my voice. Nope. Didn’t interrupt, listened to their view, remained calm the whole time, and responded as if they hadn’t been totally over the line. No issue, didn’t phase me. And I even noticed myself that I wasn’t reacting. Almost like I was stepping outside myself to say, “Hey, dude, wtf? They’re being rude AF, and nothing???”. Weird.

That was a Thursday. On Saturday morning, I went to run some errands. First stop: Staples, to drop off a phone to be sent back to work for Andrea. Waited in line patiently, got to the front of the line, and the person serving me got pulled off to solve some extra problem, leaving me sitting waiting to be served for at least five minutes. Then I went to Shoppers for a prescription, which they couldn’t do, needed compounding, but I had to wait about 10 minutes to find that out, even though it was expected. I tried grabbing lunch at Swiss Chalet, but waited about 8 minutes to be seated only to be told they only had one server on, but it wouldn’t take any longer. That’s straight BS, and I pushed back, politely to say, no, sorry, that’s not true. I’ve been here before with limited servers, I don’t have 90 minutes for what I wanted to be a quick lunch. So I left. Grabbed some take out, went to the compounding pharmacy. Waited about 15 minutes to talk to the pharmacist who was on the phone with a customer who sounded like the customer from h*** who needed a lot of hand-holding, as we all do at times. Finished with them, headed home. It should have taken less than an hour, not including lunch. I was gone almost 2.5h, with barely a ripple for lunch from a drive-through. At no point in that trip was I impatient. Didn’t care. Take your time, I’m not in a rush. Cuz I wasn’t. Nothing phased me.

Fast-forward to the day with the dentist. Andrea and I were there for two hours while they tried to figure out what drugs they could give me. The nurse was trying to convince me to try just the IV, which I had done in December for a cleaning, and it was barely enough. She argued with me and tried to convince me to “try it and see” for almost 30 minutes while I calmly told her the answer was a flat no, not happening. She was arguing with everyone, not just me, but she literally had me in the chair telling me what I should do for about 30 minutes straight. Normally? I think I would have lasted about 5 minutes. Then I would have booked. If I’m the patient / customer and you’re not listening, I’m outta there. But I didn’t. I just calmly kept telling her, I get what you’re saying, but I know myself best, and that ain’t going to work for me. I barely made it through two weeks later with BOTH drugs; one wouldn’t have been close. But, more pointedly, I noticed I wasn’t going nuclear, and asked Andrea afterwards about it too. Did she notice it at the time? Yes, she had noticed, and agreed that I was completely unnaturally calm for me, even though she could tell I was really frustrated. Not “normal” me at all. (As an aside, after two hours, I went out into the waiting room, pulled my hoodie down over my head for 5-10 minutes so I could just shut out the world. I had reached my processing limit, when normally I would have been irate and booking it out of there.)

A better version of me, perhaps, at least for the patient and calm side.. The me I can be when the edge doesn’t take over. I’m not totally sold on that analysis yet.

For the technical side for a second, the drug category is SSRI — Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors (SSRIs) which are considered the first thing you try, relatively safe, and non-addictive. They aren’t designed to treat an immediate problem, and take 4-8 weeks to fully take hold. I just happened to start seeing some benefits at the 3w mark. According to a Dr. Google/AI summary, the SSRIs “block the reabsorption of serotonin into neurons, and increased serotonin levels improve communication between brain cells, regulating mood and “turning down the volume” on anxious thoughts.” The med literature calls it induced apathy. In short, I just don’t care! 🙂

More seriously, I would describe it almost like I get to CHOOSE how to react to caring about something a bit more. There IS a downside. The edge that got toned down also took some of my internal edge away. Which means if I’m being a giant lazy ass, I don’t have the edge built in to force myself to do stuff. For example, I have a D&D group on Tuesdays, but my social introversion is low on energy at the moment with work, health, Jacob’s stuff, and planning retirement, so I’ve been unable to push through the block to join the group.

Other projects are going a bit better. I was worried it was making me apathetic across a broad group of hobbies (a legit risk to the SSRIs), but I did a bunch of stuff on my website and book reviews, a hyper focus session on the weekend, and all good. I’m still obsessing about stupid stuff, so I’m still me. 🙂

But the biggest example of a change was on this past weekend. Frequently, particularly in the winter, I dread going out to run errands. If I can pull up in front of a store and Andrea can go in while I wait, awesome. If I have to park and then trudge in my boots through the parking lot, go through the store, meh. Anyway, I did the dental surgery on Friday, was feeling better generally, even just cuz it was over and wasn’t a complete nightmare (not perfect, but livable) and had to pick up Andrea from the hair salon, then off to Shoppers for some prescription changes (I spend way too much time at the pharmacy!). We got to the store, and I didn’t even think about having Andrea go in. I just parked and said, “I’ve got it, be back soon”. Two prescriptions later, some stuff for Jacob and me, I’m heading back out and thinking a bit about me, my changes, my meds, etc. And something was different. My upper body was moving well. My brain was relatively quiet. I was ticking things off my to do list.

I realized that I was feeling happy. Not content, not mild joy or appreciative of things, not amused. My brain was chirping away, my feet weren’t trudging. I’m not sure I know this feeling well. Outside of big moments like weddings or births, or seeing Jacob enjoy seeing mountains in BC, I wouldn’t say happiness is the normal feeling. I feel lots of things all day long, maybe happy about certain things. But happy just to “be”? That’s relatively new. I don’t know if I’m describing it quite right. It feels like I’m saying my life sucks normally or something, but it’s not that at all. I am far from “absence of stress or care”, but the normal feeling that I’ve had for most of my adult life of carrying too much at times seems lifted. If grief is understood metaphorically as throwing a blanket over emotions, these meds are metaphorically doing the opposite. And if you asked me two months ago if I did get to this stage, I think I would have said I would have cried if I was feeling it. Instead, I was just bubbly. Weird.

I’m six weeks in, and feel like I’m finally able to catch sight of that better version of me that I’ve often dreamed of, set goals for, encouraged, pursued. Oh sure, the insomnia is kicking my butt along with initial dizziness and a host of other things, but I’ll figure it out. So far? It’s a success.

I’ve even had someone at work who I don’t know well comment that I seemed amazingly calm lately in the face of overwhelming change. Yep. It’s drugs. I’m on drugs.

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Well, I did figure out what the N is for …

The PolyBlog
January 22 2026

I had it all worked out, was going to post some pics post-dental surgery today. Except apparently the universe had other plans for me.

Back in about 2022, when I had a root canal, they used an oral sedative like Diazepam or Triazolam, plus an IV sedation like Propofol. Together, they knocked me OUT. No memory of any of it.

For my cleaning in December, I did the IV only, and I didn’t go very deep. I was fully conscious, no amnesic effect, probably could have driven home. Obviously, not enough for something more serious than cleaning.

So, I arrived today expecting to do the two drugs … and no. Apparently, the rules have changed. I could do oral sedation AND nitrous oxide, OR I could do just the IV. I could not do oral plus IV. They called the dentistry hotline for Ontario, got a “no”, tried to push it but they said that the dentist would have to write to be validated for their interpretation. (The dentist felt he had been doing it for 30y and there was a loophole that you could have oral sedation too for nervous patients.)

Two hours of them arguing amongst themselves later, and I was back home with just a prescription for an antibiotic. If the College or deputy God of dentists say we can do it, we’ll do it. Otherwise, I’ll be on the hunt for a full surgeon with available anesthesia.

I guess N is for no dental stuff today. Stay tuned for the REAL N that I came up with.

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2026: K is for kayak

The PolyBlog
January 14 2026

I was having trouble deciding what to write for “K”. Kayak is an obvious one, although I’ll come back to that in a moment. I considered going whimsical with kicking back or being kooky. Some sort of cute title that suggests that I shouldn’t take myself so seriously and instead try to find some silly things to do where I don’t have a stick up my butt. I’m not sure you can be spontaneously kooky if you’re “planning” it in advance.

Anyway, back to kayaks.

The short version of a long story is that I like being around water. I grew up in Peterborough but spent most weekends at Chemong Lake. I like calm bays, bullrushes (although we called them bowrushes), croaking frogs at night, campfires, no mosquitoes, the sound of nothing at times but perhaps some lapping waves maybe. Or being on a calm lake first thing in the morning, early in the evening. Maybe lying on a dock and staring up at the sky.

While Andrea’s family have a shared cottage, we don’t get up there often enough for me to declench and really just relax. I don’t quite relax as much just being near water if there are parking lots, boats, beaches, and people around. Walking around the parks or being next to the parkway doesn’t really do it for me. Sitting up at our friend’s place near Manotick is pretty good most of the time.

If I was sitting by a quiet lake, even camping in a trailer and sleeping nearby, that would likely do it. But visiting a busy lake or river isn’t enough. I need to be out on the water if it isn’t already quiet on shore.

The problem? I don’t really know how I want to get out there. It’s definitely not a canoe, as I’ve never really enjoyed canoeing. I have enjoyed kayaking however, so that is my go to option. Stand-up paddeboating could be fun if I could actually stand-up for long periods — or at all, really — but I can’t, so kayaking is probably the next best thing. My brother always loved those small sailboats, and I get the attraction. I might be okay with some sort of rowing scull if I knew more about it. I don’t know how good that would be on a lake or river with any waves though.

Anyway, I digress. It’s likely a kayak. That I have figured out. I think.

The next challenge is I have no idea which kind to get. Or rather, which variables I should weight to choose. Basically, I know from previous kayaking that my core is not very strong nor are my leg muscles good for sitting flat for long periods of time. It will get better, yes, but to start, I’m not doing flat options. I’m going to need some back support, and likely a bit more sitting “down in” than the simple ride-on-top versions.

Yet I’m also considering doing a long-haul travel option in a camper of some sort. Which might not have much room. Which argues heavily for one of the ones that come apart or even inflate. Do I get that immediately? Start with a basic one and then transition to a second one designed for travelling if my first doesn’t work well with my travel plans? I’ve got some good feedback from the kayaking groups. And from Trailhead at Fairlawn from their paddle shack about 18 months ago.

Except, whatever I did with the information Trailhead gave me, it’s gone from my memory and my tracking system. I am positive I wrote about it somewhere — my blog, Reddit, maybe in my OneNote or email. Gone. Can’t find it anywhere. And I was reasonably certain the brand was Pungo with a specific number of design like 120 or 150, but Trailhead doesn’t seem to carry those. Or at least they don’t now. I am pretty sure it was a recreational kayak with a wide base so that I wouldn’t flip given my weight (the wide base also ups the weight limit). I’m sure I had one that was rated to 350 or 375 lbs. Can’t find it now. Which isn’t a big deal, I’m not buying today. I’ll figure it out later this year.

I suspect I’ll buy one for the summer and try to go here in Ottawa at least once a week to get “going” so to speak. Fingers crossed anyway. I’m encouraged that my back is not screaming at me like it was last year, and that I’ll be in better shape too by summer.

So I guess K is indeed for kayak. Just no idea which one.

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♫ My friend, the witch doctor, he taught me what to do ♫

The PolyBlog
January 12 2026

Okay, I’m not really talking about a witch doctor, just a foot doctor. David Seville (future creator of the Chipmunks) sang the song The Witch Doctor and I like the tune. Sue me.

But I did go see the foot doctor today. A lovely hour in a nice comfy chair talking about all the things that have gone wrong with my feet in the last 40 years.

Well, you see, Doc, it started with an ingrown toenail when I was 17. It got ingrown and then infected, and Epsom Salts weren’t doing the trick. So a local sawbones suggested we rip the toenail off and see what would happen. Apparently, what would happen is the new one would grow back into the exact same pattern and groove, get infected, and put me back in the same place at age 18. Fun for everyone. Oddly, it was never seriously painful, just annoying. But we should solve it permanently, he said, and even though I wanted to try to find some way to mould the skin over the corner that was stuck in a groove, the sawbones suggested we destroy the nailbed. Gone forever, easy peasy lemon don’t squeezy. A year later, I was back. You see, doc, they tried to take the whole nailbed, but they missed some, see…no, literally, you can see it, part of it grew back. Yep, I have a partial toenail on my right foot, on the big toe. Looks odd, not hideous, just odd, and I didn’t care about cosmetics and it had no functional problem. So we left it. It’s annoying to cut or sand down, but well, it’s better than another unnecessary surgery.

Now, over the last couple of years, my left big toe hasn’t liked me much. It is curling on the outside AND digging in on the inside. Plus, well, I’m not very flexible so I don’t do a great job on any of my toes cutting my nails. Sometimes I even catch them with the scissors (OW!). And I occasionally get mild fungal stuff going on when my feet get way too dry.

So it was time to get a professional assessment. Do I need to do anything about the big toe? What’s going on with my old toenail on the other foot? What’s going on with the other 6 toesies that seem fine and the two baby toes that I irregularly butcher? And why are my feet so dry, even if I use moisturizer?

About $100 later, much of which I’ll get back from a health claim, and I’m ground, trimmed, moulded and prescribed.

♫ My friend, the foot witch doctor, he taught me what to do ♫

I don’t think the song will catch on. But he had a lovely student with him from a school in Toronto, former Curtis gal, there on placement for 8w. She expertly clipped all my toenails, worked around the dry skin to clean out any extra skin or toenail scrapings. And then used a grinder/polisher that was super cool to get rid of all the top levels of nail. A very advanced pedicure, if you will. I confess that I’ve always wanted to go for a pedicure but thought my feet were too grody to go, and I was ashamed. Somehow going to the foot doctor is a different vibe, no clue why. Maybe because I was actually DOING something about it.

Funny question — he asked me what I expected / wanted to do and I said I had no expectation. I wanted to know what the options were, what I should be doing health-wise, etc. He doesn’t want to talk about doing anything to the nails until we have an updated A1C number which I’ll get sometime soon with some lab work. I’ll go back to see him in 8w.

In the meantime, some Polysporin on the one toe to make sure the rough and red areas don’t develop anything; plus a fungicide AND a moisturizer to combat whatever’s going on. He said moisturizer alone, which is what was recommended by other “professionals” would only make things worse; equally, the fungicide alone would dry out my skin even more. It needs to be both together in a compound formula. Ah, I see. (I really don’t but I’ll follow instructions!)

Oh, and he might be able to get me the liners for my compression socks! They’re hard to get randomly, but he stocks the same brand. They’re getting a quote for me. 🙂

I go back in 8 weeks, they’ll do a follow-up trim. Alas, the same young lady won’t be there, she’s only there for 8w at a time. As an aside, I found out people doing placements for that short a period usually use Airbnb for accommodations. Cool.

Now, I need to find a compounding pharmacy. And in a few weeks or months, the foot doctor will tell me what I should consider on that big toe. It already looks better than it has in years. That is cause for singing. Shhh, very quietly. People look at you funny if you sing about foot doctors.

Have you ever sang about a foot or witch doctor?

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