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JotD: Math (PWH00052)

The PolyBlog
January 29 2026
Let’s play a creative game. If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?  Nine. Four and five are nine.  You’re not very good at this, are you?

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JotD: Test results (PWH00051)

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January 24 2026
Doctor: The test results are in. You have onomatopoeia.  Patient: What’s that?  Doctor: Exactly what it sounds like.
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JotD: Bees flying backwards (PWH00082)

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January 22 2026
What noise does a bee make flying backwards?  Zzub-zzub!
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JotD: Poor nuns (PWH00050)

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January 13 2026
The poor nuns used black dye on their gray and faded robes, but without success, of course…  Old habits dye hard.
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2026: J is for jokes

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January 12 2026

On my blog, I have a “joke of the day” option, and a few years ago, I went through some saved humour and posted about eighty jokes or so.

Then, about a year ago, I realized that I could share them as images, like memes, rather than just text, and it wasn’t that much more work. Plus I could still index them.

Great. I set a schedule, posted a bunch, tried to map them across days by theme, etc. And it fell apart. The schedule I mean. I did all the images. I just forgot to post them. I got busy.

I still have about 30 to go, and I’m trying to do at least one joke or quote per day.

I don’t know what I’ll do when I have the 80 done, but I’ll likely add to them. I have lots saved over the years. Just need to set them up, generate the image, and post.

If you have a good joke that isn’t too long, send it along!

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