Hank, Sid, and Charlie are friends in a retirement home, and they’ve just lost their friend Jerry. They want to celebrate his life, and throw a party, because they’re the “cool kids” in the home, but the rules say no. Enter Margaret, a feisty redhead who wants to take Jerry’s chair, against Hank’s wishes. He wants the chair to remain empty to honour Jerry, but Margaret doesn’t give a diddly whoop about his wishes, she’s taking the chair. Even more so once Hank tries to tell her no. Hilarity ensues.
Or, well, to be honest, a cute series of one liners ensues. The show is trying REALLY hard to be The Golden Girls with three guys and a girl, and the cast isn’t bad. Hank is played by David Alan Grier, and it is hard to believe it’s been almost 30 years since he got his big step up as a relatively young looking black man on In Living Colour at the age of 34. He was on the show for 10 years, and nailed his comic timing and presence in the opening episode. Leslie Jordan, a short character actor, has played small parts in tons of shows over the last 30+ years, and he is a bit odd here as a gay Blanche Dubois clone. When he’s understated on his sexual jokes, he’s great; when he’s freaking out, he’s annoying.
But while David and Leslie are somewhere from good to okay, I am pleased as punch by the other two. Martin Mull plays Charlie (aka Sophia) and has a story about everything from hearts exploding to getting arrested to being discharged from the Navy. It’s hard to believe he is 25+ years past playing Leon on Roseanne, and a whopping 40+ years from Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman and Fernwood Tonight. He looks pretty damn good for being 75 and his delivery is sharp.
However, the real star for the show is Vicki Lawrence as Margaret. For the first 10-15 minutes, she’s an outsider, and doesn’t have much to do other than react to Hank’s stupidity. But then she starts to come into her own, and she’s got the best one-liner of the night (“Did that work? No, so I gave her a sleeping pill and knocked that bitch out.”).
Is the show amazing, best thing ever, Golden Guys and a Girl? No, at least not yet. But we’ll see. I originally predicted RENEWAL, and I’m going to stick with that prediction. It might not gel over the next 8 episodes, but if they can work out some kinks, the show might sing. And there is certainly no end of old stars who could cameo for an episode. Jamie Farr was a nice addition for the pilot, albeit brief.
I really want to love this show. The original Magnum was part of my youth, a fun show to watch where sex was hinted at but rarely on display, bad guys were slick and destined for nothing, and the good guys always won. And there was a bond between the guys, often joking around and teasing each other. But Magnum seemed like just a cool average Joe, despite his surroundings. And he often worked alone, figured out the case, and shot people. What’s not to love?
But for the reboot, there would of course be changes. Higgins is no longer a stiff upper-lip British man judging Magnum, but an attractive woman who, as it turns out, is a stiff upper-lip British woman judging Magnum. With dogs that chase Magnum regularly. Tom Selleck wouldn’t be there, nor his mustache, and I wasn’t sure about the rest of the characters. But it might have some magic, right? Probably not, which is why I predicted CANCELLED sight unseen.
Now that I’ve watched the first episode, I’m going to go out on a limb and upgrade it to RENEWED. But not because it is that good. It’s not Magnum, that much is clear. And it wasn’t an auspicious opening scene. When the show opened, there was a beyond ridiculous scene of him jumping from a space balloon launch site and parachuting into North Korea to rescue a cryptographer. Even Bond fans would have said, “Really?”. And this was supposed to be a flashback scene and I thought, “OMG. This is TERRIBLE.” Except it is supposed to be — it’s a scene from one of Robin Masters’ books. Oh, okay, I can live with that then.
Yet one of the selling features of the original show was that while Magnum was a bit of a doofus, he had a heart of gold, and a large imposing frame. He was a big guy, in good shape, and through sheer force of will and knocking on doors, he would figure stuff out. An extremely quiet confidence with some boyish antics around him. He’s now being played by Jay Hernandez, and while I’d like to give him a chance, he’s no Tom Selleck. He has a more modern lithe physique, but he spends most of the first episode getting his ass kicked by multiple people. Hell, Matt Damon made it work for Jason Bourne, so the physique won’t get in the way of some action scenes, but the lack of imposing frame does change the interactions with every other character. You could see someone hiring the original Magnum as a bodyguard, but why would anyone hire this one for security? PI work maybe, but a lot of the previous cases — and a frequent staple of many PI shows — is security work for someone in town for some event. Anyway, I see nothing in Jay’s resume that says he can carry a show to renewal, but I’m optimistic for two reasons.
First and foremost, there aren’t many PI shows to compete with. I have a small theory that the networks can host one or two PI shows at a time of the old case-of-the-week style, kind of along the lines of Castle, Magnum, Moonlighting, Remington Steele. And there isn’t a lot to compete against right now. So it might find an audience.
Second, Higgins’ conversion to a hot female potential friend and partner for Magnum is, well, brilliant. She gets involved in his case, helps out, is revealed to be ex-MI6, and kicks ass with two bad guys. Not a wallflower at all, and if they can find a will they or won’t they groove along the way, the show could go 3 seasons before anything has to happen…I feel bad suggesting that relationship, rather than just friends, but outside of Elementary, there aren’t many shows that have mixed male and female investigators and made it to renewal without a spark of romance to keep it interesting. And, hey, Elementary just ended, so one more detective show off the air! Anyway, I haven’t seen Perdita Weeks in much, she’s done a lot of TV mini-series, but Ready Player One was a big break for her earlier this year. I loved her in the episode and if they upgrade her role considerably, it might work.
Zachary Knighton plays the smooth-talking Rick, the guy who has the island wired for anything and everything, and everyone. He can get anything and knows who is doing what to whom. And I always felt the previous Rick was a bit too defensive, too harsh, so fun-loving Rick is great. Stephen Hill plays TC, the helicopter pilot, but he didn’t have a big role in the first episode so hard to get a handle on his character yet. Seems good though. I thought they were adding a new friend, Sebastien, who is present in the first episode, played by Domenick Lombardozzi, and I was all excited. I loved him in Rosewood. Alas, he was the victim of the week. Too bad, would have been great to have him around.
And of course, let’s not forget the other three main characters — Hawaii is great, as always, plus Apollo and Zeus as the dobermans guarding the estate. Well cast.
But there is one thing that I like about the show that reflects 2018 more than 1980…spoiler alert, the good guys are allowed to kill people now. Back in the 80s, a lot of the shows couldn’t kill people without running afoul of the censors and the various parental guilds. So, someone would shoot a bad guy, frequently in the arm, and the guy would drop the gun. Or in the leg and his buddy would help him hobble away. Once in awhile, someone would die, but it was almost always after driving off a cliff or something. They weren’t executed. In 2018, while it is not done graphically or anything, Rick shoots one of the bad guys as a sniper from the helicopter, and it’s a head shot. The guy is dead, no question. And when the truck goes off a cliff, nobody jumps out at the last minute and is lying around injured at the top of the hill waiting to be arrested.
Small tweaks, but it gives me hope the show won’t be all nostalgia. And I miss having a weekly PI show to kick around. I’m going to give it a chance at RENEWAL. I just wish it was better.
Oh. My. God. I watched the first episode, and I can’t decide between two options:
Is it the slowest comedy in existence?
Is it the longest skit with no end?
Don’t get me wrong, there are some funny bits. In fact, there are about six mildly amusing conversations, where you expect every other phrase to be, “I know, right?”.
Okay, quick recap. June and Oscar are married, have been for 13 years, and it’s itchy time. Every year they go up to a lake house, and this year, June thinks they should mix it up, tend the garden, keep working at it, some other cliché I’m probably forgetting that they didn’t miss, and go skiing instead. Except the funniest scene is them getting there and June getting out of car, leading to her freaking about how cold it is. Yep, that’s it.
The other scenes are mildly amusing, but really, who cares? Not me. I predicted cancellation based on the description alone, and honestly, now that I’ve watched an episode, I can’t figure out how it was greenlit, even on Amazon. Definitely can’t see them doing a second season. CANCELLED.
June is played by Maya Rudolph and Oscar is played by Fred Armisen, both from Saturday Night Live. Perhaps that’s part of the reason I feel like it is a skit with no ending. I don’t know. There’s NO SHOW. Maybe episodes will be them trying something different each week, I don’t know. Oscar likes skiing, Maya hates it. Maya likes to drink, and some guy is hitting on her. Maybe either one will lead to something in future episodes, I don’t know. Either way, I’m out.
When I was reviewing A Million Little Things, and I thought about how hard it is for networks to do a good drama without a procedural hook of lawyers or doctors to keep it going each week with a new plot, in the back of my mind, I was thinking about Defying Gravity. The show ran a couple of years ago and the premise was a group of astronauts making a grand looping trip of all the planets. There was a hidden plot about an alien device that is directing and controlling their progress, but at the heart, it was The Right Stuff on steroids.
As I was doing my predictions, I saw that Hulu had a show about the first astronauts on Mars. I’m into space and astronomy, sure, which is a good basis for potential excitement but the reality is that there are four basic steps for them…launch in dramatic fashion, fly slowly and boringly to Mars, explore and collect some samples, and fly back. Sure, we can have an Apollo 13 emergency, radiation drills, whatever, but it isn’t Star Trek. If you don’t leave the solar system, space travel doesn’t get very exciting to watch. So I predicted cancellation.
I’ve now watched the first (no pun intended) episode of the series, and it is not what I expected. Spoiler alert, but the rocket fails and all the astronauts are lost. I was watching cold, no idea what to expect, but as soon as they focused on the “Go with throttle up” and beginning the separation sequence, I knew I was right — the launch would explode. And it did. Raining debris and cliché everywhere.
So they’re not going to Mars, they’re not on Mars, this is a drama set on Earth about building rockets and dealing with the aftermath of a disaster, while hanging out hope of a new flight. Yet the first episode worked.
Sean Penn is the crew commander who got dumped earlier and thus wasn’t on the flight, looking beyond buff but old, every ounce of his 58 years showing in his face. When he first appeared, I briefly thought it was Tom Skerritt (who is 85, just saying). He’s pretty muted through the whole episode, not a lot of emotion showing, but he is also alone for most of it, no one to play off of during the event.
Natascha McElhone plays the leader of the company that built the ship for NASA, and she is beyond muted for the whole episode. A walking automaton almost, as she tries to hold it together in the face of the loss. Sure, it’s better than her more flamboyant role on Designated Survivor as the President’s wife, one of the few shows I’ve seen her in previously, but hopefully she’ll come alive at some point.
Beyond those two, it’s hard to tell from Episode 1 which other characters will prove important. Two are recognizable. LisaGay Hamilton (The Practice) is some sort of military officer, perhaps NASA liaison background, working for the company. Oded Fehr is the engineer who designed the launch vehicles, and without the accent he used for Mossad agent Eyal Levine for Covert Affairs, I had trouble recognizing him. I hope he’s big, really like him.
Season 1 is only 8 episodes and I’m in. And I’m going to give it some props…I predicted cancellation originally, but I’m going to predict Hulu gives it another season. It’s hard to tell from only one episode, but it looks pretty sharp, albeit muted still. Heck, I’m willing to give it a shot based on one line from the writers. After the explosion, the daughter of one of the astronauts innocently asks, “Who gets to decide who dies?”. Powerful stuff.
Lifetime has a new show called “You”, and I wasn’t going to watch it or review it. I really wasn’t. It just sounds, well, icky. The premise is a bookstore manager who meets a nice girl, wonders if she might be the one, yada yada yada, he stalks and invades her life by stealth to figure out everything he can about her. Including faking his way by a gas company repairman so he can go through her apartment.
Yep, it’s a stalker show, from the perspective of the lovable bookworm.
The creepier part is that it is watchable. You can see what she sees, and how she might come to be interested. You can see upfront too that she just sparks all over the place, and is like catnip to the introverted bookstore manager. And if it was just a short romantic comedy, it would be, well, maybe not deep, but cute.
And I’m under no illusions that stalking is cute or harmless. But I want to see where it goes as his madness and obsession expands.
I’m not familiar with the male lead, Penn Badgley, as I wasn’t into Gossip Girl, and I haven’t seen Elizabeth Lail either as the female lead. But she has a bit of a Piper Perabo thing going on, which doesn’t suck, and Penn isn’t initially creepy to watch.
I’ll give it a go. But I don’t see how it could ever get to a second season, and I’m betting it will be cancelled anyway.