The second half of the second season of Revenge kicked off last night with the Initiative starting to control Daniel as head of Grayson Global. They trick him into getting Nolan to go fishing in the Grayson servers, not realizing that the Initiative is doing it just so that they can backtrace the breadcrumbs to Nolan’s own servers. Nolan’s ex-lover and ex-CF points out to Nolan that he has an old project called “Carrion” (?) that he could dust off to protect himself but Nolan is afraid of its power. Aiden ends up meeting with the Initiative, and they tell him that his sister is actually alive, so he has to do what they say or they’ll kill her. Oooh, can we say double-agent?
For Emily, the target of the week is the judge who convicted her father. She has evidence that the trial clerk had proof of a conspiracy to convict David Clarke, but the judge buried it, and someone killed the clerk. After Emily eventually figures out that the judge’s wife knows more than she appears to, and that she’s an abused spouse, Emily gets her to show how brave she is and reveall all for the sake of the dead trial clerk. Which she does, in a speech supposedly introducing her husband to a bunch of supporters. One more participant down the tubes. On the “shipper” front, good news — Daniel and Emily are kissing again! None too happy is Aiden, but well, revenge is a dirty business. Meanwhile, the whole Jack/Faux Amanda/Declan situation in the bar is starting to just get stupid with their imposed business partners — dead merchants, others trying to muscle in, drugs, frame-ups, etc. It feels like it’s 1982 and General Hospital scripts are being recycled…the only thing missing is Anna and Scorpio. The fact that I know that scares me.
Let’s see how we’re doing on the TV season so far…I’ve already reviewed a bunch, so this past week was more about season premieres than new series. The Mentalist was a good solid start, with Patrick Jane acting very different than we’ve seen him before. Insistent, but low key. Some really good scenes between him and Lisbon, particularly for those ‘shipers who want to see them express their true feelings for each other. I’m still not convinced there isn’t another mole in the CBI. Van Pelt was acting weird…is she pregnant in real life? Lots of shots of her hidden by a desk.
I also confess I caught episode 2 of The Mob Doctor since the premiere wasn’t a really fair test — more about establishing the relationships than the actual relationships. I’m not that impressed with the scenes with the brother, hope he gets whacked soon, and they’ve added a big mystery about her father being killed. I’m sure end of the season you’ll find out he was alive, as there were multiple shows last season that ended with “OMG, my Mom is alive!” cliffhangers.
I watched the Hawaii Five O premiere with McGarrett’s mom and the scenes with her were pretty good. The whole “Wo Fat escape” scenario was hysterical though. Definitely not a show I’ll watch every week, but it was good to see the premiere.
Revolution had it’s second episode, and we got to see some actual realistic violence as opposed to hinted at or PG-ed out. Even Charlie got in on the action. The groups of people are proliferating though, so I hope they bring some back together, preferably before it turns into the Rebel Alliance urging Charlie to use the force/power and overthrow the evil Emperor/General.
I confess that my attraction to situation comedies is pretty low. I watched Cheers, Seinfeld, Cosby Show, Friends, etc. but never religiously. In short, comedies are rarely must-see TV for me. Part of that is the type of comedy that is out there, which in my mind comes in one of two forms:
Stars who are “X” — Fat like Mike and Molly, gay like Will, male and single like Men with Kids, neurotic like Whitney, etc. Because you don’t need a premise for a show, you just need to know that fat, gay, single or neurotic people are automatically funny;
Stereotype extremes — Like Corner Gas or The Office, these are characters who are one-dimensional and who you would never meet in real life. Because one trick ponies are apparently funny.
I confess that sometimes I slip off my high horse and watch the premieres, hoping that someone will rise above the drech that is common. That’s how I started watching How I Met Your Mother (which is consistently inconsistent in quality) and The Big Bang Theory (which has strong archetypes (rather than stereotypes) who are trying to be normal or at least thinking they already are normal). When HIMYM or BBT veer into stereotypes or one-trick ponies, the shows suck, don’t get me wrong. Raj on BBT drives me bonkers, and if I was Ted’s kids on HIMYM, he’d already been dead and buried by now.
But it’s premiere time, and I gave Ben and Kate a try. Ben and Kate are brother and sister, with Kate being a single mom of a five year old girl. The premise sounded potentially interesting — Ben moves in, both trying to grow up, etc. Then the show started, and Ben is a stereotype character culled from an Adam Sandler-casting call reject letter. The dialogue was terrible, woodenly delivered by both Ben and Kate, as well as their friends. Five minutes in I was ready to gouge my eyes out. I thought perhaps I was being harsh, but my wife was in full agreement — the show just plain stunk. Pass.
Partners is a horse of a different colour, but I didn’t have much more luck with it. There are four main characters — two architects and their significant others. Making for a foursome — one hetero couple, one gay. David Krumholtz plays the stable, conservative, rational half of the architect business, and that is not a great opening. I didn’t realize it was him until the show started, and if I had known, I might have taken a pass. I liked him in Numb3rs, and last year’s The Playboy Club, but comedy? A bit wooden, albeit playing a wooden character. Add in the fact that his gf is played by Sophia Bush (Brooke from One Tree Hill) and alarm bells start ringing…except she wasn’t horrendous in the first episode. The real pain comes from ultra-flamboyant Michael Urie playing gay architect Louis…I never watched Ugly Betty (even though, you know, braces must be funny!) so have no idea if he was any good there, but he is so far over the top here, it’s cringe-worthy. Think of Jack from Will and Grace — except make him one of the two leads. Oddly enough, despite the pain, he does pull off the best scenes of the premiere, but only when he’s with Sophia — when you put his partner at home or partner at work in the scene, it dies a quick death.
The oddest casting for me though is Brandon Routh as his gay partner, Wyatt. I thought Routh did a great job rebooting the Superman franchise back in 2006, but the powers-that-be apparently didn’t agree. I also liked him on Chuck. But he plays a somewhat dumbed-down innocent nurse in this series, and there just wasn’t enough of his character to see if it will gel. Unfortunately, though, he also seems to be deigned to be the proverbial double-entendre guy so they can all be “oooh, aren’t we risque, we’re doing double-entendre but with gay entendres!”. Those aspects of the show went over like lead balloons, just nothing there. In the end, the show didn’t completely blow chunks, but with a busy PVR, this one definitely does not make my taping schedule.
I watched all of these three shows on speciality networks, which are really starting to turn out to be my go-to channels when I want something different. However, “new” and “different” doesn’t mean “good”, and swinging for the fences doesn’t always mean a home run.
Common Law was like a 2012 version of Miami Vice, except the partners don’t get along and wind up in couples counselling. I’m sure that is interesting to someone, or they thought it would give it a comic edge, but all it did was make it boring. Yawn.
Copper had a better pedigree, looking at a cop coming of age in the working class ghetto of NYC in the 1800s. I watched the first episode, where you find out he is a relatively good cop, not entirely ethical, some rough edges, etc. Throw in politics above that he has no interest in, and life is both bleak and grand at the same time. Sure, there’s a backstory about his family and who might have killed them, and he used to be a soldier too. All the new shows have backstory, of course. And, oh look, procedurals are interesting, so let’s throw in some 1800’s forensics. Canada has a cleaner, upright version called Murdoch Mysteries, and I don’t watch it either. I watched the first episode and never found a single character for whom I cared about their story or their outcome. Another pass.
The Almighty Johnsons may be mislabeled as a “new” show, as it is more “new to me”. It is a NZ import, and I quite like most of it. The main plot revolves around 20-year-old Axl who has his 21st birthday and finds out he’s a god. Not a “golden god” like in Almost Famous, but an actual god. Norse, actually, building on NZ lore that the norse gods of old mythology sailed away and landed in New Zealand with their descendants. Axl has 3 brothers and a supposed “cousin” who turns out to be his official grandfather. Olaf is an oracle who tells them all what things mean, when he isn’t surfing, having sex, or getting high. An old soul in a young body. Axl’s brother Anders is the god of poetry and words, or as a goddess refers to him, the god of PR and bull****. He can tell weakminded women what to do and they do it, although most of the time it is just telling them to sleep with him. Another brother, Ty, is the god of all things cold and dark, which comes in handy as he is a refrigerator repairman — if he touches things, and uses his power, he can freeze them. Mike is the responsible brother, which is funny as he is the god of games — any game, any type of chance, he can win. And he refuses to use his power as everytime he does, someone near him seems to have bad luck as a result. Mike is married, and even his wife doesn’t know he’s a god. The only ones who do know their secret are a collection of four goddesses who are tired of playing second fiddle to male gods. But all that is about to change — Axl is actually Odin. God of gods. And if he finds his beloved goddess, Frigg, they all get their full powers. And so launches the quest — to find Frigg, unite the two lovers, and reap the powerful climax. So to speak.
Each episode is partly about the quest, and partly about the gods learning to live seemingly normal lives with normal issues, complicated by their pseudo powers. Mike is the luckiest man alive, but can’t get his wife pregnant; Ty falls in love and ends up always turning cold; Anders says he’s fine because he sleeps with whoever he fancies; and Olaf is just drifting through life, a free spirit. No one knows how to find Frigg, but it’s kind of silly — unless the writers don’t have any clue what they are doing, or they thought they were being coy, the “right” girl for Axl is clear. He has the hots for his female roommate, as does she for him…her name is Gaia. Yep, mother earth. Not a “goddess” per se, but obviously written in Season 1 to be his possible destiny, even if Axl is too blind to see it. She may not be Frigg, or she may be who knows, but she is the right girl for Axl. So far. 🙂 Of course, as of the last episode I’ve seen, he just met a goddess named Eva who blew him away!
Loving the show, will be sorry to see Season 1 end shortly.
I know what most people think when they think “weekly procedural”…it’s the same thing the suits think at the studios. “Why would I watch this one? What’s different about it?”.
Columbo had his mannerisms. Jessica Fletcher was a crime writer and did her Miss Marple routine. Castle moved Jessica out of mild murders and brings a fiction writer’s perspective to the NYPD, Patrick Jane was a mentalist / psychic / con artist, Cal Lightman could detect facial micro-expressions to tell when someone was lying, Shawn Spencer pretends to be a PSYCH-ic detective but is much like Jane or Lightman. There are a bevy of female medical examiners, journalists of varying stripes, telepathic Listeners, P.I.s, and damaged cops.
So we need something new. Something fresh. Something familiar, but new. How about Eric McCormack as a psychology professor…but he can’t be gay like Will and Grace, we’ll make him straight. And give him a female partner. Someone young and innocent looking. A former student now a cop. No, better, the FBI. But he can’t just be a psych expert, he needs something else, a twitch, an itch, a damaged history to make him torn. How about a mental illness, like Goren in L&O: CI? Maybe schizophrenia and his hallucinations will be his brain creating physical manifestations of his detection of clues? Like a doctor that doesn’t really exist talking to him and telling him what to look for through cryptic hints. And an ex-gf who “completes” him, keeps him grounded, but despite being a real person, exists only in his imagination. To quote George Costanza, “Now there’s a show.”
And it is, actually. I am making fun of their thought process in pitching it to the suits, but it surprisingly works. Not once have I looked at McCormack and thought, “Will as a detective”. Then again, I wasn’t a hugeWill & Grace fan. Watched occasionally, but wasn’t “must-see” TV for me. Not even when Harry Connick Jr. showed up and did decent turn. Good dialogue writing, lots of snappiness, but the show bored me. Here, the show is not boring.
The format of the show is relatively straightforward, even formulaic. The professor will talk to his class, explaining an area of neuropsychology to them, which by happy coincidence will be related to the case for the week. Sure, it’s exposition by dialogue, but it works. You get the deeper question, and then FBI girl comes in and asks for his help with her latest case. I have no idea why she seems so young and he looks like he is ancient in comparison (admittedly McCormack does turn 50 next year and she’s 33, but it seems more like 55 and 25). But I digress…as the show progresses, he’ll start to have schizophrenic episodes, hallucinations, etc., they’ll reveal a clue to the solution to the case, and voila, they’ll solve it. Then back to the classroom to wrap up the psycho philosophy that explains everything.
I like the show, it zips along okay. The “professor solves everything” might get a little tired, but no one has tired of Patrick Jane or Columbo yet, so maybe not. I’m not sure the psychology is completely sound as presented, but I don’t care, it’s a plot device, not a documentary. I’ll watch for as long as it’s on, but it’s one of those short-season-network-shows, probably ending just in time to give me Rizzioli and Isles (weekly procedural with female rogue cop and female rogue ME as partners…how is that I only just realized that Isles is the same actress (Sasha Alexander) who played Cate Todd on NCIS? I wouldn’t even have thought of it except that I just saw a rerun with her last night. Weird. Anyway.).
