Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were up in a hotel room and decided that they wanted to have sex.
Well, the first thing Minnie asks is “Do you have a condom?”
Donald says “No”.
Minnie tells Donald that if he doesn’t get a condom that they can’t have sex so she suggests to Donald that he go buy one. She says that maybe they sell them at the front desk.
Donald proceeds to go downstairs and gets to the front desk. He asks the hotel clerk if they sell condoms. The clerk says, “Yes, we do,” and pulls one out from under the desk and gives it to Donald. “Would you like me to put that on your bill?”
Donald says, “NO! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME KIND OF PERVERT?”