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JotD: Donald and Minnie (PWH00014)

May 29 2025

Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were up in a hotel room and decided that they wanted to have sex. Well, the first thing Minnie asks is “Do you have a condom?” Donald says “No”. Minnie tells Donald that if he doesn’t get a condom, they can’t have sex, so she suggests that Donald go buy one. She says that maybe they sell them at the front desk. Donald proceeds to go downstairs and gets to the front desk. He asks the hotel clerk if they sell condoms. The clerk says, “Yes, we do,” and pulls one out from under the desk and gives it to Donald. “Would you like me to put that on your bill?” Donald says, “NO! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME KIND OF PERVERT?”

JotD: Surprises (PWH00010)

May 15 2025

One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of-breath Freddie who shouts out, “Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is screwing the cow!” Uncle John, highly embarrassed, takes young Freddie aside and explains that a certain decorum is required. “You should have said, ‘The bull is surprising the cow’ — not some filth you picked up in the City.” A few days later, Freddie comes in again as his uncle and aunt are entertaining. “Uncle John! The bull is surprising the cows!” The adults share a knowing grin. Uncle John says, “Thank you, Freddie, but surely you meant to say the cow, not cows. A bull cannot ‘surprise’ more than one cow at a time, you know…” “Yes, he can!” replies his obstinate nephew, “He’s screwing the horse!”

JotD: Elephants (PWH00007)

April 22 2025

Why are elephants big, wrinkled, large, grey and hairy? Because if they were small, smooth, round, white and hairless, they’d be aspirin tablets.

JotD: Elephant skin doctor (PWH00003)

April 22 2025

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist!

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