There’s so much food in the refrigerator, I can’t decide what to have for dinner;

My dual monitors at work are so large, I can’t see half my desk;

The water in my infinity pool evaporated several inches, and now it looks like a regular pool;

I had so much leg room on the flight, I had to undo my seatbelt to reach the pocket in front of me;

I changed my FB cover photo, and homophobia, terrorism, misogyny and racism still exist;

I dropped my iPhone out of my shirt pocket, and it cracked the screen on my iPad on the desk;

NASA can get a signal from Pluto, and my wifi doesn’t reach the basement;

My dentist’s ceiling TV is set to the wrong aspect ratio;

I want to play a game on my iPad, but my cat is using it;

I am not living paycheque to paycheque, so pay day isn’t that exciting anymore;

S03E13 downloaded faster than S03E12;

I re-tied my left shoe, and now it feels tighter than the right shoe;

I thought the radio was playing Queen’s “Under Pressure”, and then realized it was Vanilla Ice’s “Ice, Ice Baby”;

I accidentally clicked “Open in new window” instead of “Open in new tab”;

My wife keeps getting interested in the shows I am watching on Netflix, so then I have to wait and watch them together;

My fantasy baseball team’s name was the “Boston Bombers” and now I look like an asshole;

The mouse I’m using doesn’t have a scroll wheel, so I have to click and drag the sidebar like an animal;

I had to wake up at 4 a.m. to go on vacation;

The towels in my hotel room are so fluffy that I can barely get my suitcase zipped;