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Rivers of London by Ben Aaronovitch (2011) – BR00226 (R2023) – 🐸🐸🐸🐸⚪

The PolyBlog
July 8 2023

Plot or Premise

A new police officer in London is about to get a dull desk job when his career gets a boost — he meets a ghost who witnessed a murder.

What I Liked

Originally called Midnight Riot, the book focuses on Peter Grant who is about to get his first assignment as a police constable in London. When he meets a ghost who witnessed a bizarre murder that involved a beheading, he’s not sure if he’s going crazy or has just been handed a career opportunity. Much of the book is about him learning about magic being real, and there are lots of fun cultural cross-references to other magical books or shows. In Harry Potter land, he’s a Muggle who just got his letter for Hogwarts, except the training ground is a division in the police force made up of one Inspector who investigates the “funny” cases. Called The Folly, apparently they have been policing for years, but there isn’t much happening, so they have an arrangement with magical folks to have one wizard on the payroll. Now two, as Peter joins him.

I love the efficient leaps in explanations that magic is real and how it works. Rather than going into really long boring backstory, they might say, “Hey, some of the magical folk would like a Ministry of Magic”. Short, pointed cross-reference, and the story moves along. I was fascinated in book 1 of the series with the focus on how all the rivers are goddesses and minor goddesses, and how the stronger ones can use glamour to compel the weak-minded to do their bidding. Jedi mind tricks without the midi-chlorians. And it is the world-building that drives the beauty of the first book more so than the mystery.

What I Didn’t Like

There are two scenes in the book that are a little out of character with the rest of the book. One is a huge elongated action scene involving an opera company, a pretty broad swath of people being controlled, etc. All of it way beyond what the “magical antagonist” should be capable of doing. It reads almost like satire or spoof at that point, something more akin to Douglas Adams than JK Rowling. The second scene is the near finale that suddenly has Peter pursuing a suspect through magical happenings that also have not really been party to the story up to that point. Almost as if Hans Gruber in Die Hard was falling to his death and suddenly had the ability to sprout wings. I don’t want to spoil things any more than that, but it’s almost like, “Oh, I forgot to mention I can do this.” It detracts a bit from the amazing world that has been built.

The Bottom Line

Great opener, but a little uneven

How I Killed Pluto and Why It Had it Coming by Mike Brown (2010) – BR00225 (R2023) – 🐸🐸🐸🐸⚪

The PolyBlog
July 7 2023

Plot or Premise

Back in 2006, the International Astronomical Union decided to create a definition of a planet, one which demoted Pluto from “planet” to merely a “dwarf planet”. Dr. Mike Brown had found objects beyond Pluto in the Kuiper Belt that were as big as Pluto, and astronomers were revisiting the definition of a planet — if Pluto was “in” scope, then the new object (or objects) would be planets too; if Pluto was “out”, then so were the new planets. Dr. Brown’s findings helped drive the need for a new definition.

What I Liked

I like the book for two reasons. First and foremost, it is highly engaging. It is written in plain-language with details about his personal life and other events going on at the time he was spending enormous amounts of time going back and forth between images and clicking a mouse “no”. Second, Dr. Brown makes it pretty clear early on that he did not create or change the definition, but rather that his work helped inform and nudge the decision-makers of the IAU when it was time to make a decision. It was an interesting element to see him, the potential discoverer of what would have been the 10th planet, saying “no”, what he found and by extension then Pluto, should not be planets. I also enjoyed seeing some limited excerpts of the interplay with the Communications departments and a somewhat cynical yet likely accurate view of journalism and scientific discovery.

What I Didn’t Like

I was not particularly persuaded by the arguments put forth why all the other objects that were smaller than Pluto should be elevated to be on the same status, nor that Planet X (or its successors) shouldn’t be planets too. At one point, he uses a metaphor of an alien visiting our galaxy and seeing the big 4 planets first — and thus that is the definition of a planet, aka size. It undercuts the entire argument in my view. And it’s why I took a point off. Of the 200 other possible items in the list that “could” be planets, few have sufficient mass to be rounded nor have their own satellites.

The Bottom Line

My solar system still includes Pluto but it was a fun read.

Continuing Crime and Punishment (15-25%)

The PolyBlog
July 3 2023

I took a small break again with C&P, reading a series of books in both fiction and non-fiction. And then jumped back in last night. According to my new Kindle, it will take me another 6h to finish it, although there is extra info in the ebook file, so the estimate may be off.

The big element of the last 10% has been the actual “crime” from the title. What began as a thought experiment for him becomes reality when an irresistible opportunity to limit his risk presents itself. He keeps telling himself that he can’t do it, he’d never go through with it, but when the hour is upon him, he rushes through all the steps with no time to think or second guess himself. Although he does have time to wonder about why so many criminals leave clues behind.

…[he] had been extremely occupied by a single question; why are almost all crimes so badly concealed and so easily detected, and why do almost all criminals leave such obvious traces? He had come gradually to many different and curious conclusions, and in his opinion the chief reason lay not so much in the material impossibility of concealing the crime, as in the criminal himself. Almost every criminal is subject to a failure of will and reasoning power by a childish and phenomenal headlessness, at the very instant when reason and caution are most essential. It was his conviction that this eclipse of reason and failure of will power attacked a man like a disease, developed gradually and reached its highest point just before the perpetration of the crime, continued with equal violence at the moment of the crime and for longer or shorter time after, according to the individual case, and then passed off like any other disease.

Interestingly, his reason holds but he fails to plan for a contingency of someone else arriving home or of other visitors coming too. The first is corrected by ruthlessness, while the second is more by luck than careful reason. “When reason fails, the devil helps”, or so the narrator believes.

Yet despite his belief in his superiority of mind, he fails to plan for a bunch of rather basic elements afterwards. Blood stains. Hiding loot. The intrusion of others.

By the time I reached the 25% mark, his fever seems to have resolved itself and the original need for his crime (economic) has been relatively eliminated. He has work, he has friends, his prospects are improving. Yet he has committed the crime that will plague his mind in the weeks and months to come.

Onward!

The Lacey Confession by Richard Greener (2006) – BR00224 (R2023) – 🐸🐸🐸🐸⚪

The PolyBlog
May 22 2023

Plot or Premise

When a rich and powerful man dies, leaving behind a lengthy and vengeful document of his life, many powerful forces move to capture the document before the document can be revealed to the public.

What I Liked

Whereas the first book read almost like a John Grisham novel, this second one seems like more of a Jeffrey Archer saga across the ages. The Lacey Confession is a document best kept hidden, or so many think. But the terms of his will are quite specific. On the fourth day after his death, it is to be released. Including details about major events of the 20th Century, including the assassination of JFK. While the story could be historical, or more like the Da Vinci Code, Greener roots the story in a young Foreign Service Officer who is the one who receives the document. Some want to protect him, and one hires Walter Sherman, aka The Locator aka The Finder, to hunt him down and find a safe place to keep him hidden. An assassin with pluck and a mysterious powerful CIA fixer are great main characters in the story.

What I Didn’t Like

There are two giant plot holes in the storyline and chronology of events. In the first instance, a lawyer representing Lacey reveals to the Foreign Service Officer that he has the document and gives it to him. Except he wouldn’t. He needed it in order to honour his client’s wishes, as he has for many years. He expects to be “thwarted” in his plans, and that he won’t be allowed to release the Confession, but it makes no sense he gives up the only copy to the random US FSO who shows at his office. Equally, at the end, the person who ends up with the document has it for six to eight weeks while Walter is otherwise engaged. Yet he apparently does NOTHING with the document. He doesn’t act on its contents, he doesn’t tell his partner for whom he is doing all of it, nada. Everything stands still and waits for Walter to be back in the game. The first is a mere plot device, not egregious, while the second is ridiculous and makes no sense whatsoever. It detracts enough from the story to knock it down a star.

The Bottom Line

The best in the series, but alas, there are no more

The Knowland Retribution by Richard Greener (2004) – BR00223 (R2023) – 🐸🐸🐸🐸⚪

The PolyBlog
May 14 2023

Plot or Premise

Walter Sherman has one unique skill. He can find anything that someone is searching for, which, most of the time, is a person. His nickname is the Locator, which he earned in Vietnam. Now he earns a living doing 5-10 jobs a year when people come to him asking him to find someone. In this first book in the series, a bunch of suits want him to find whoever is killing off the business people who were involved in a tainted meat scandal.

What I Liked

The premise is unique. While lots of series have private investigators who take on cases, including missing person cases, or series with police detectives hunting a serial killer, Walter isn’t any of these things. He only works by referral from someone that he has done work for in the past; he doesn’t advertise, he has no office or website, etc. Finding an anonymous killer? Not something he normally does. But the money is too good to say no, and it seems like the killer is worth catching.

The book series was made into a short-lived TV show (The Finder), with a number of significant changes — they made it that he was injured in Iraq or Afghanistan and can now find things, he’s not living in the US Virgin Islands, but somewhere in Florida, there’s an on-again/off-again love interest who is also a US Marshal, etc.

The business side of the story is pretty well-done, although a couple of the “bad” business guys are a little bit of a cliché. Nevertheless, it has almost an early John Grisham feel to it in places. And the bar near his home, Billy’s bar, with Billy and Ike as his two best friends, is really well done.

What I Didn’t Like

While Walter doesn’t know the identity of the killer, the reader does. And it takes some of the mystery out. Walter is barely present for the first 20% of the book, so it’s pretty heavy on an exposition of additional characters. Plus, while one of the main characters starts to identify with the killer’s sense of “justice,” and you are meant to see the callousness of the original, the vicious deaths that are delivered are only mildly explained. I never felt any sympathy for the killer, and the ending is questionable. There’s also no explanation of how he knows everything he does or how he found it all out; he just shows up, kills someone, and moves on. There’s only one scene where it shows him “stalking” someone, and even that is relatively bland.

However, I think my biggest objections are a love interest that we are told is all about passion but doesn’t seem to really drive any chemistry except in a scene or two, and the original “hook” that gets Walter involved is glossed over. The reader knows they are scummy people, but Walter’s reasons to help are murky at best. Later he reacts as if he was betrayed, but most of what they told him was relatively true — they just didn’t tell him the whole story, and despite being an ace interrogator, he seems surprised to learn other details they hid from him. Yet the story moves along at a good clip, so while I would be tempted to drop it to 3 out of 5, the pace bumps it back to 4.

The Bottom Line

Come for the Locator…who eventually joins the story