A young pathologist just got a job at the morgue and on his first day, the Coroner told him that there was a young female cadaver in room 6, and he should go determine the cause of death.

About 20 minutes later, the pathologist came back to the coroner and said the cause of death was definitely drowning.

When the coroner asked him what he based his decision on, he promptly said it was the shrimp between the girl’s legs.

The coroner followed the young man back to room 6 and looked between the girl’s legs, turned to the pathologist and said: “That’s no shrimp, that’s her clitoris.”

To which the pathologist replied, “Damn, it sure tasted like shrimp to me!”.