In debate class, the students had to debate euthanasia. The kid who was supposed to argue for it went first.
He started talking about how necessary it was, and how terrible it was that we didn’t use it more before. He was giving all these examples of people that needed to be euthanized: people who needed amputations, people with cavities, babies.
It became very clear very quickly that either this kid was a monster or he was talking about something else.
The teacher asked him: “Charles, are you talking about euthanasia or anesthesia?”
The kid replied: “I have made… a terrible mistake.”
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JotD: Value for money (PWH00005)
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A young pathologist just got a job at the morgue and on his first day, the Coroner told him that there was a young female cadaver in room 6, and he should go determine the cause of death. About 20 minutes later, the pathologist came back to the coroner and said the cause of death was definitely drowning. When the coroner asked him what he based his decision on, he promptly said it was the shrimp between the girl’s legs. The coroner followed the young man back to room 6 and looked between the girl’s legs, turned to the pathologist … Continue reading →