“In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.”~ Eric Hoffer
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A young pathologist just got a job at the morgue and on his first day, the Coroner told him that there was a young female cadaver in room 6, and he should go determine the cause of death.
About 20 minutes later, the pathologist came back to the coroner and said the cause of death was definitely drowning.
When the coroner asked him what he based his decision on, he promptly said it was the shrimp between the girl’s legs.
The coroner followed the young man back to room 6 and looked between the girl’s legs, turned to the pathologist and said: “That’s no shrimp, that’s her clitoris.”
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is Larry, and I am a S.N.A.G.”
Another guy says, “What’s that ?”
Larry says, “I am a Single, New Age Guy.”
Everyone’s quiet for a little while, thinking.
Another guy says, “I’m Gary, and I’m a D.I.N.K.”
A girl at the bar asks, “What’s that ?”
He says, “Double Income, No Kids.”
A lady says, “I’m Trixie, and I am a W.I.F.E.”
Larry says, “A W.I.F.E.? What’s a W.I.F.E.?”
She says, “Oh you know, Wash, Iron, F***, Etc.”