Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is Larry, and I am a S.N.A.G.”

Another guy says, “What’s that ?”

Larry says, “I am a Single, New Age Guy.”

Everyone’s quiet for a little while, thinking.

Another guy says, “I’m Gary, and I’m a D.I.N.K.”

A girl at the bar asks, “What’s that ?”

He says, “Double Income, No Kids.”

A lady says, “I’m Trixie, and I am a W.I.F.E.”

Larry says, “A W.I.F.E.? What’s a W.I.F.E.?”

She says, “Oh you know, Wash, Iron, F***, Etc.”